It will be a great day when schools have all the funding they need, and the military has to hold a bake sale to buy a new bomber. – bumper sticker.
Excuse me, sir? Sir? Would you be interested in some shortbread? Lemon bar? The lemon bars are fresh, sir; why, private Williams here got them out of the oven and sprinkled the sugar not 30 minutes ago. It’s for a good cause. Sir?
Thank you anyway, sir. Maybe next time.
Corporal Jackson! Front and center! What in the hell, I mean what in the holy living hell did you do to this apple pie!? For God’s sake, son, it’s the all-American dessert! The Belgians are pounding Twin Falls, Idaho, and you’re giving me apple pie with no crust on top?! No cross-hatching?! This is not how to win a war, damn it! Son, you better get your head in this…
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