Ha! Any other not-so-fans of this guy (or at least, his current approach to writing novels) out there?
It’s tough to write a James Patterson joke because you know that very few people are going to get it, and the very few who do understand it probably won’t think it’s funny. Despite these obstacles, I felt again compelled to write another…
BRAND NEW JAMES PATTERSON JOKE!
James Patterson, Stephen King, John Grisham, Janet Evanovich, Danielle Steel, and an unknown author were competing to see who could write a 300-page novel in the fastest time. The six authors gathered at a coffee shop, pulled out their laptops, tablets, and other assorted writing devices, and began composing furiously.
While the other authors stared at screens and tapped at keyboards, James Patterson sat back on a couch, smoked a cigar, and drank coffee. I don’t know if James Patterson really smokes cigars and drinks…
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